When one travels to China, there are many wonders to be seen, but none are dearer to a Jack Daniel’s fan than its bastard brother, Jack Knight. The pictures below showcase the delightful concoction in its original capsule, and leave little to be said. Unfortunately, a proper review cant be found – perhaps brave drinkers somehow lost their ability to express thoughts after tasting Mr. Knight – but good ol’ Reddit comes to help with some context:
A potential review:
Appearance: cirrhotic-liver’d urine
Nose: Melamine
Taste: Tastes like child workers’ dreams and censorship
Finish: It’s two weeks later and I can’t get the taste out of my mouth. Suicide has become an option.
But I’m just curious as to how they got such a rich color. Must have been aged in some special lead-lined barrels.
And a sensible overview from /u/sberder gives some much needed context into China’s knock-off liquor issues:
Knock off alcohol is a huge problem here in Shanghai (and China). I had many a discussion about that with wholesale companies or club owners, even a friend of mine who is quite a renowned whisky speialist in Asia now (Stephen Notman). Anyway, I would not put that in my system, this is a guaranteed hangover and your body could have unexpected reactions.
And to quote our good friend Jeremy Clarkson:
Apparently the term copyright infringement doesn’t translate well into mandarin.
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